September 2009
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The Easiest Post Ever Written: Roman Polanski is...
“I don’t believe it was rape-rape. He went to jail and when they let him out he was like, ‘You know what, this [judge] is going to give me a hundred years in jail. I’m not staying’.” Whoopi Goldberg Idiot Roman Polanski Defender There is no defense for Roman Polanski. The guy is scum. I love his movies. The guy is scum. Chinatown is a masterpiece. The guy is scum. I even enjoyed The Ninth...
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Arkansas State Red Wolves Lose to Ruby Tuesdays
Not long ago, the Arkansas State Red Wolves were the Arkansas State Indians. In those days, the ASU mascot was Running Joe – a caricature that loosely approximated the resemblance of a human being. He was obviously a first-cousin to the Cleveland Indian. For example, Joe’s nose was larger than his feet. His teeth rivaled the size of Jimmy Carter’s teeth. Earlier incarnations of...
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100 Bursts of Anger
Recently, I hacked my 1000th tweet on Twitter. If you figure that each tweet takes about 10 seconds to compose, that’s more than two solid hours of tweeting.
Despite all my intimate research, the Angry Czeck has yet to understand Twitter’s value – if it has any value at all. If you like to receive news the instant it happens, then you might like Twitter. If you want to read Kid...
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The Presidency™ is a bruised brand
United States President™ brand has lost too much value.
A couple years ago, a colleague of mine admitted to loving the President of the United States.
“I just love him,” she said, in all sincerity, regarding President George W. Bush. “I think he’s terrific.”
I didn’t think Mr. Bush was very terrific, but I didn’t have the energy to straighten her out. Who has the energy to take...
Angry Czeck decodes Obama's sinister school...
President Barack Obama is to address the Nation’s school children on Wednesday, and predictably the Conservative right went absolutely nuts. The President wants to welcome the kids back to school! Jesus, no! Completely paranoid and blinded by their own pettiness, it amazes me how these supposedly patriotic people show so much disrespect for the President of the United States. Since when is...
Holy Smokes, I'm Having a Mid-Life Crises
It all started when I was born. Instead of being content with my newness, my body insisted upon obtaining life experience. Bones started growing. My big brain developed. My awesome cells multiplied. Once you start, there’s no stopping the engine. You just have to sit there and wait for the caboose. Lately, I’ve begun startling Mrs. Angry with surprising revelations: I want a motorcycle. Or...
Oh, Sure. You Like Drones NOW.
On August 5th, a missile materialized out of the Pakistani sky and blew Baitullah Mehsud into itty-bitty terrorist chunks. Mr. Mehsud wasn’t especially well-liked. He was widely vilified by Pakistanis for his messy suicide bombings against civilians. The CIA accused him of masterminding the assassination of former prime minister Benazir Bhutto. There are unconfirmed reports that Mehsud left the...