December 2008
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The Sole of Liberty (And a couple more bad shoe...
It was the Shoe Heard Around the World. The Most Powerful Man on Earth was brought low by the King of Sole. When formally unknown Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi tossed his No. 10 at the President of the United States, he inadvertently validated 43’s most despised act as Leader of the Free World. Freedom has a toehold in Iraq. Yeah, car bombs may pop like bubble wrap all over Baghdad, but I...
Four Times? Really? (4th Annual Year Under Bitter...
The Angry Czeck started 2008 with a kick in the nuts. Only, it wasn’t really a kick, and the nuts belonged to me. Through intimate experience, I discovered that a vasectomy is a stripped-down medical procedure that eschews undervalued qualities like dignity and knockout gas. Instead, I received a “local” (which is a nice way to say “needle in the balls”) and a parade of nurses evaluating my junk....