January 2007
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No! Monkey sperm more powerful than human sperm!...
As you are well aware, it is here on the furious pages of the Angry Czeck where the sinister pulse of The Monkey Insurgency is regularly monitored. Some may elect to ignore the obvious, but it is clear to this homosapian that preparations are in motion to usurp humanity from its perch as Master of Earth. I implore you snickering non-believers to read the following news story from CNN: Surprise...
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Reality 70% Less Real Than 10 Years Ago
Saw Saddam Hussein hang the other day. Because the Angry Czeck keeps his furious fingers on the pulse of the liberal media, I knew camera-phone footage of Hussein’s execution was available on the Internet. I found it right away on YouTube, subject “Hussein execution.” Camera-phone video isn’t exactly Panavision®, but the choppy, poorly lit images of the dejected dictator...